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| Date | Name | Joke |
| 18/03/2019 | madzzzzz | why did the man with 1 hand cross the road1?? TO GET TO THE SCOND HAND SHOP!?!?!? thats the best 1! lol |
| 18/03/2019 | weezy | This scene is taken place at Wilchird school in Windsor and is between a teacher and a pupil at lunch teacher : Eat up all your beef its full of iron boy : No wonder its so tough! |
| 18/03/2019 | jessi | What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime! What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day! What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem! What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies! How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty? The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"! What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out! What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs? School dinners come on a plate! How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish! Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers! Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back! |
| 18/03/2019 | jessi | (an evil plan to rule the world . . . . . . . as if i'd tell you!) |
| 18/03/2019 | Jessi | SUBJECT: SCARY JOKES! What's a vampire's favourite sport? What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much? Where did the witch get her furniture? Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? How can you tell if a corpse is angry? What do witches eat at Halloween? What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on? Why did the witch go over the mountain? Why didn't the skeleton want to play football? Why was the cannibal looking peeky? |
| 18/03/2019 | poppy | why did tigger and piglet look down the toliet?
to look for POOH.
poppy |
| 18/03/2019 | Elliot stokes | the mum scoobie said to the young scoobie what are you going to do
watch scoobie doo where are you !
ha ha not i no its bad
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| 18/03/2019 | Ben MacRae | what do you do if a ghoul rolls his eyes at you?just pick them up and roll them back! |
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| 18/03/2019 | jessi | Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkly? Beacause if they were small, white and round, they'd be an aspirin! By the way, I did not get that from that website. |
| 18/03/2019 | James Handcock | Why is Mount Everest such a good listener? Because it has so many mountaineers! Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells? So you can Tut-en-kam-en
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| 18/03/2019 | To-To | One day a man went up to a doctor and said "DOCTOR DOCTOR I have a pain. The doctor said Where is it then? The man said it is my sister she is being a pain!!!!!!! The doc said "SHUT UP you where in here yesturday complaining about it so get lost GET IT WHAT EVER!! |
| 18/03/2019 | poppy | what is grey and has a trunk
a mouse going on holiday |
| 18/03/2019 | Aby M | There was an Englishman,a Scotsman and anh Irishman, they had all been captured by these evil people.So the bad men were gonna shoot the Englishman first and the leader said "Ready men aim", but before they could shoot the Englishman shouted "LIONS"pointing behind the bad men.While the bad men turned around to see the lions (which the Englishman made up)the Englisman ran into the forest."oh well" said the leader of the bad men "weve still got the Scotsman". So the Scotsman walked forward and the leader said "ready aim", but again before the bad men could shoot the Scotsman the Scotsman shouted "TORNADO". While the bad men turned round to see if there really was a tornado the Scotsman ran into the forest. "Oh well" said the leader "Weve still got the Irishman". So the Irishman walked forwardsand the leader said "Ready aim", but this time the Irishman said "fire". So instead of the bad men looking behind themselves they did what the Irishman ordered them to do and they shot him. |
| 18/03/2019 | abigail r | Knock knock who's there? little boy little boy who ?
little boy who can't reach the door bell ! |
| 18/03/2019 | Ax | A bear walks into a pub and says: "Can I have..................... .......... ......... ......... ........ ........ ......... ....... a pint of Guinness please" The barman looks puzzled and says: "Why the large paws?"
<drum-break> <crash> (Itharnkyow) Ax
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| 18/03/2019 | home sweet home | what did the tramp say to the boy!!!! find me a home so the boy goes ok ill find you a home squirt!!! AND WHAT DID HE SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOME SWEET HOME!!!!!!!!! LOL (very funny) dude respect!!!!!! |
| 18/03/2019 | Elliot Stokes | what do you call a deer with no eyes ?
NO I DEAR!!!!
HA HA HA |
| 18/03/2019 | Chloe | What did Adam and Eve say to god when he made the world? What a waste of space!! HA HA HA. |
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